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Talk like that is just as dangerous as it is repugnant. No woman’s opinions, ideas, convictions, beliefs or crafts should be discounted because A HUSBAND DISAGREES with her. And yet! This Polly Pocket-handed filth throws it out there for good measure, in case we’ve misinterpreted this whole marriage thing.

Guys, my (Latino) husband doesn’t know it yet because he’s not home, but our couples Halloween costume is now Nasty Woman and Bad Hombre, this nightmare election is finally giving me something useful.

“America: Singlehandedly Making Brexit Look Not So Bad On The ‘Fucking Disaster’ Scale”

Bring back disemvoweling!

It sucks for loved ones to reveal their true selves. BOTH of my parents are for him, as well as my estranged husband, and I... I just can’t with them right now. I’ll never be able to look at them the same way again.

I get what the Clown president lady is saying, I understand that they love the work but some people are afraid of clowns. Some people are not bothered by the “scary fake” clowns but aren’t going to respond well to a real clown.

Why on earth do the Repubs keep saying the word ‘liberal’ like it’s a bad thing?

“Bill Clinton said ‘retarded’ in 1983. That’s much worse!”

I can’t wait for Marlee’s response to this. She is a great actress and a classy dame but when she wants to be vulgar she’s hilarious.

I’ve literally never met a kid who ISN’T afraid of clowns.

Have you ever actually met a child that enjoys clowns? I have not.

It sucks that there are jerks deliberately scaring kids, and it’s a good idea to talk to kids about that, but my first memory is serious clown fear at age 2, so...I’m a little unsympathetic in this case. For me, clowns have never been particularly “fun”.

It was considered the correct punctuation until fairly recently. That’s probably what they were taught in school. It’s what I was taught, and I always do it.

Two spaces is the only true approach. Quit being a lazy millenial!

I am a lawyer, and it drives me absolutely crazy when people use only one space after a period. I can ALWAYS TELL.

As an old person trained under a version of the APA publication manual from a few decades ago, I cannot break away from two spaces after a period.

It’s how everyone was taught to type at least through the end of the 1970s — it’s the single space after the period that is new (and rather irritating to those of us whose eyes were used to the visual break between sentences.)

This made me laugh harder than I care to admit. I’m an attorney and my law partner and I discuss this often, as we get into it with her PR husband about the proper spacing. Clearly, I’m an advocate of the two spaces after the period.

That’s how old people type. That’s how we were taught.

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.