I know I should write something thought provoking and sensitive but instead I’ll just say I like including Mother’s Day in the curriculum Just Because. I don’t know anyone that doesn’t have a strong, loving female in their life that they can celebrate. Plus, my kids are tired of being told what we can’t do because…

Yeah but I did all my treatments and it still... GREW BACK!

You're not supposed to say those things. There's a bizarre reverence and blind spot for the Kardashians here. It's pretty gross.

The film changed how I treated all relationships post viewing. If they couldn’t withstand the whole “eating matches with me” scenario, they were out!

The Moby was like my ultimate depression anthem. Woof.

Blërgh. Manufacture something real this time. You are tiring.

Or you know, he could choose to leave the most thirsty group of humans possible. That might get him some fucking privacy. Oh, the eye roll.

I feel deeply for you. It blew my mind when I finally started dating someone who saw my encroaching "strawberry" marks and was like "But I think they're pretty". He apparently also thinks stretchmarks, leg hair and breasts effected by gravity are normal. It's been nice so far.

Boyfriend and I are still laughing. Now *this* is what Valentines Day is alllll about. He surmises the copy may be the unedited wholesalers, cut and pasted. I wouldn't be surprised. I plan on launching my OWN "stamped" tonight.

I'm all twitterpated. I have it bad.

We exist and we're proud !

Yeah the BF wore cargo shorts yesterday and I wear my dirty ass beach THONGS ( Nana used to call them that) around our Wisconsin domicile. Come at me BRO!

Fair enough but, how on EARTH is this punk rock? It's not in the same Galaxy.

Now YOU are frighteningly insightful. Like, TMZ commenter caliber. Go celebrate that achievement!

I work with chronically sexually abused children. I've seen and, perhaps more poignantly, heard what a raped baby sounds like. No one hears that sort of scream at being touched, and considers anything less then the swift end to his continued experiencing of breath as a just outcome.

"OMG" no *you* shut up.

<—- only fool that doesn't get it

We caught up on Doctor Who and I had to be gently woken to be kissed at midnight. It was pretty much ideal.

Yeah it just seemed like a day to do laundry...

I'm suddenly feeling the need to speak up about a personal situation that has been haunting me, so I haapologize for the diversion. I only got together with my boyfriend a few months ago. He was married but had filed for divorce soon after we met. By all accounts the marriage had struggled since its inception and the…