I already work from my desk, the last thing I need is to spend all my leisure time there too. My body can’t take it.

Wait til you hear about this insanely deadly substance when two hydrogens synthesizes with one oxygen. Fucking diabolical, that wet shit.

AVClub thinks DVDs and 4K were a mistake; Longs for days of VHS and 13" B&W TV.

It’s not like they decided 6 months ago to do this. These consoles have multi year long development cycles. Delaying their releases for a year, or more, until the pandemic is over wouldn’t be practical. And, if anything (and as stated below by another commenter), when would there be a better time to release a device…

Because my grandmother said I'll go blind if I sit too close to the TV

I love these lore tidbits in games.. but what I hate is when they do it in an "old style" font, usually tilted cursive with smallest strokes of marks. It is stupid. The worst part is sometimes they'll have it typed out normally if you press X, etc, but then that font is super small, barely formatted and usually just…

It twas a joke.

MAKE AMERICA MONOSPACE AGAIN

I agree that our election process is totally borked, but let’s not disrespect those grannies that showed up and worked through the night during a damn pandemic.

I mean...they did need to count like 150,000,000 ballots, which is more than double the entire population of the UK.

Thank god, but no thanks to you and some of the other writers here who repeatedly damned Biden with faint praise. Oh, and thank those of us who put aside our personal feelings when our candidate (Warren, in my case) lost in the primaries and enthusiastically got behind Biden.  

People shit talk her, but I've always liked Ann Hathaway. She's talented, gorgeous, and from this at least, seems to be a decent person.

“Many disability advocates called out Warner Bros. for designing a character meant to be feared in a way that could possibly link disability with such a negative connotation.”

Good job Anne, high fi-- or, whatever you have!

Well you can’t say fairer than that.

The best of luck to you in your efforts to start the console wars up again. 

I wish everyone would stop with the “move to New Zealand” comments because it just makes too much fucking sense for him.  Between Lord of the Rings and having a rational, compassionate leader, now I am alarmed.

Absurd addition to this review.  Are we going to mention ongoing tragedies in every review of luxury items and consumer products?  "Here's an RTX 3080, but let's reflect on the pandemic that has killed 240k Americans.  You probably should feel bad for buying this"

Ian also did an entire bullshit editorial about the Biden campaign animal crossing island. I really don't know why he needs to shove so much editorializing into stuff. I get we're in the middle of a horrible pandemic with hundreds of thousands dead, but don't add your political opinion into a fucking review

Great! Now with all the money you will make writing for Jalopnik you’ll be able to afford a real apartment and not live in that tent anymore...