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While I wasn’t surprised by two of those names, I was pleasantly surprised few followed suit.

I think we could have called Bobby Kotick, but there were a lot fewer Rs than I thought there would be. So that’s lovely.

Yep, Nathan, just two elderly men, no difference between them, no reason to go vote or anything...

That’s actually better than I thought it would be.

Hard truth: No big donor donates to those they want to win. They donate to those they predict will win in order to be owed favors. Ever wonder why Bank of America donates to both parties and why their board approves it?

Well, I knew that Kotick and Palmer Lucky were absolutely terrible trash fires of supposed humans, and that Tim Schafer is a decent guy, but it’s nice to know that everybody between Kotick and Schafer isn’t a total disaster.

This article needed to be posted at least a week ago. Probably three.

Came here to say this. As of yesterday, over 11 million Californian votes cast. As always, Gizmodo reminding us it’s as journalistic as Gawker ever was just, sometimes there’s robots.

I’m not a fan of the no-cut-offs (it tends to undermine water infrastructure overall over time), but there’s a better way to do this. Have people get taxed so that a certain baseline supply of water is “free” per household per month, and then you get metered-billing for use over that. Make it high enough so that you…

Well, yes — but much like 2016 when the Deadspin staff got (rightfully) raked over the coals by the Jez staff when the general election date came around, my assumption was that was also the case this year...

But, but, but...Cardi B’s transphobia, use of racial slurs, and occasional violent felonies are girl power! Or something?

Also — they skipped over the Eminem endorsement and actual Joe Biden ad (not a Lincoln Project, etc.) using his music (first time he’s ever licensed for politics):

Taylor deserves it. That’s what she gets for being Taylor Swift instead of Cardi B. Where did you think you were - Jezebel?! Why, no, this is CardiBel! Cardi is always right, Taylor is always wrong. Shame on you, Taylor. If you wanna be liked around here, you need to be drug and rob men, be hateful and act violently.…

Every single one of these endorsements you covered as shady as fuck. Here we are literal hours from finding out whether we pull our democracy back from the brink or allow it to fall head-long into full-on fascism...and we get this tired Mean Girls routine for the nth time. We’re a step away from the Handmaid’s Tale…

This Swift business is now totally ridiculous. Get over it, ladies.

Please stop with the Taylor bashing. Its so off putting and unnecessary she isn't the problem your perception of her is. Your not a feminist by tearing other woman down.

Yes Marie, we know, no matter what Taylor does, it’s never good enough with you.

The ultimate irony is that masks and social distancing allow us to keep things open....