I doubt they’ve even watched a single Marx Brothers movie.

I thought those were really awesome looking when they first came out but...holy cow they did not age well.

Would you trust a Golf R you found for less than $15k?

That’s nothing. He once wrote this book where he thought a park full of dinosaurs would not be awesome. What a jerk!

Any particular reason you excluded Sharon Stone from that list of A-listers, there? :p

I do feel the need to clarify, this game has MMORPG elements, as in you’re always online, however, you can experience the game solo.

You can play like 90% of it solo, only specific things require groups and the game supports matchmaking as needed.

but also due to its very limited cargo space. Or should I say “none.”

That’s just silly. Now, the Pandemic Turbo on the other hand...

Its sad when you speed read the title and think Pandemic is one of Porsche’s models.

It is a *huge* shame to mess up astronomy, BUT...

FFS. That’s a signup to get an invite when limited preorders are available. You aren’t ordering anything at this time.

Is it racist to call someone an “inherent” racist?  Is it like part of his genetics to be racist?

headline is a bit misleading, although the article sort of clarifies. you still can’t pre-order a console, but you can register for a chance to pre-order. *insert xzibit “heard you like cars” meme*

Can’t we make him send up one “advanced Hubble telescope” for every thousand starlinks? Seems like a decent trade off. This way we can see much further into space and get full global internet connection at the same time. That internet connection could be useful to watch the live feeds from the fleet of new space…

About fifteen bucks per colon dot.

Some people who don’t own a PS4 are waiting for the PS5 to play PS4 games. So no, don’t delay. Launch titles are meaningless these days.

The littering section reminded me of a quote from White House Senior Advisor Stephen Miller, when campaigning for student government in his school days:

Unless you’ve surveyed every employee of the particular store at which you are shopping to confirm that they all “enjoy rallying up the carts” and believe it to be “easy, soothing work,” you are an asshole if you don’t put back your cart. I can’t even believe that you would try to both sides something as dumb and…

But you know who doesn’t like that? All the other shoppers who have to drive and park around those stray carts because someone was an asshole. We don’t care who rationalized their laziness by telling themselves that it keeps the cart corral kids happy.