loose tools and hardware on an elevated balcony seems like a bad idea to me...

lol no. a pedestrian can’t wait 10 minutes for traffic to clear to cross a busy street in a designated crosswalk. when you see a pedestrian obviously waiting to cross the street at a crosswalk, you check your mirrors to see how close the cars behind you are, gradually stop, and wait for them to cross.

i recently discovered yellow or golden kiwis that seem to either have been ‘shaved’ or have an otherwise thinner skin that is much more suitable to eat like an apple.

i just got lazy and slice them without trying to keep 99% of the good stuff.

During Ramadan, the plan is to have a little green or white tea with her daily pre-dawn breakfast.

very curious how a superconductor manufacturer is supposed to educate the masses on not being racist dipshits.

your body is simply a moderate representation of the ideal physical specimen.

especially when his argument is this:

I was a huge TBS fan at the time and have never heard of this album.  This song actually sounds like a Brand New copy too.

i think a tip bucket is what this guy feared the most.

depending on how massive, a certain amount of gap actually allows cars to accelerate more rapidly and evenly on the green light.

well, actually, audi’s have and have long had two separate buttons for front and rear fogs.

in a similar vein, people who brake at all when they could simply let off the gas.

you can always hope a friendly mechanic accidently drains the slideshow fluid.

on the surface, i like this, but how does that work when ‘compensation depends on experience.’  or is an upfront pay scale range acceptable?  lawyers pay specifically on the number of years you have practiced.  many jobs have a range of roughly 30k, depending on where you fall in the pay scale.

i believe there was a story about a falling bullet ripping through the pocket of a celebrity chef (paul prudhome maybe) at a golf course or some event.

QOTD:  What’s your best slideshow joke?

I want it to have a true racing ‘season.’  The Forza 3 race sets and progression are really annoying for an otherwise great franchise.

i recently took a road trip to a slideshow and it was 128 slides. 128!

Chicago to California. Which is a beautiful drive. But with 2 failed fuel injectors (a multiday repair I discovered in Denver), causing the engine to vibrate heavily anytime I didn’t accelerate smoothly enough. Very stressful not knowing whether it was a critical issue when it first appeared in the middle of a Kansas…