thats lord disick, hannah.

Being royal sounds genuinely miserable. Is she allowed to do anything other than smile and wave? 

Alas, he was beaten out by Baldwin, Maine. We’ll see what happens when I revisit my rankings next year.

Alec himself doesn’t make the list?

This is just the first step towards other dystopian game shows like Wheel of Food Stamps, Bowling for Chemo and Who Wants to Get a Kidney Transplant? It’ll be The Running Man before you know it.

The Norwoods are petty AF though. Ray J is STILL pointing out to everyone he “got Kim first.” 

Brandy seems like the worst. Who is still listening to her perform that song? Was her show at Essence Fest free? In the parking lot?

But really, other than a pretty face, what’s there ever been to like? She’s repeatedly and remorselessly taken roles from marginalized groups, endorsed a company occupying the West Bank, defended Woody Allen, and supported Marchesa in the wake of Me Too. That last one wouldn’t bother me so much on its own, but it…

Well, you have to have principles to take principled stands, so...

That should be the incentive needed to get this done.

How about, anyone who *isn’t* reunited on time automatically gets a green card?

FOR FUCK’S SAKE THEY SHOULD ALL BE IN JAIL FOR KIDNAPPING! There should be ‘child kidnapped’ alerts all over the country, so these kids can be reunited with their families. Children have been kidnapped and shipped all over the country en masse and people are waiting for court orders and memos to do something?!! How…

Yes, but number tattoos on their forearms would’ve been way too on the nose.

All this grandstanding about their marriage, sorry—“life partnership”—makes me more suspicious about the solidarity of the relationship. Kind of like how the couples that post the most lovey dovey statuses and photos on facebook are probably the most insecure or unhappy couples you know.

Yeah,yeah,yeah but Ghost in the Shell bombed so while your argument might explain why this is sometimes done it doesn’t explain why Johansson and Sanders are being given more money to burn by miscasting a lead role...again.

it’s still gross

Normally I am HERE for stories about famous men eating pussy (or not even famous, tbh) but for some reason that line from Jhoni Blaze made me cringe. And that was before I actually read the parts about him being a piece of shit.

Being civil, turning the other cheek, staying respectful, etc. are elements of the same, naive, ridiculous aspiration of the Left: as long as we stay true to our values, advocate for equality, and stay civil, everything will turn out in our favor because we were the better person.

I certainly never thought you were advocating cheating. I was disagreeing about what exactly changed in the 80s. Certainly the rise of the tabloid press and the paparazzo had a large role in the public unraveling of the Royal marriage. But I still believe that the modern definition of marriage altered expectations,…