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“Seriously, I saw the sketches, Deadpool had feet and everything! I don’t know what genius figured out how to capture the form of the human foot, but they deserve the highest of praise!” - Rob Liefeld (and Quentin Tarantino, probably, but in a very different context)

This dude actually tried the hard R distinction.

This part ws pretty straightforward - no offense. Bernard witnessed Charlotte kill Elsie and then acted. He created the Charlotte host after witnessing this murder. Based on all the information we have, it was definitely Charlotte that killed Elsie.  

Yeah, if this is the new normal, I guess I’m out. Nothing in the above review enticed me to check out this episode, and I honestly can’t remember if I watched the third episode back last Sunday or not.

I remain troubled by the continuing lack of paranormal activity on this show. You can’t just pretend that shit never happened.

It is funny in a bad way that a dude as famous as Luke Cage still gets people unloading machine guns on him or swinging pipes at him. Like, I guess getting hit hard enough might cause some internal injuries, but no random henchman is going to be able to have that sort of strength. I mean, if you see a guy get shot

This would make it the second of two times anyone tried to kill Luke in a manner that might have actually killed him. Seriously, at what point do these henchmen realize that guns and punching don’t work on him. Hell Mariah even pointed out that you just poison or drown him, which would work since only his skin is

I dunno, the feels like a reach

Please stop reviewing Netflix shows like you’re spamming the site. One review a day is plenty. We can also stop pretending Luke Cage is anything but terrible. 

I know this is mostly a troll comment, but to give it a generous reading: this become a flashpoint because it was such a clear example of what was wrong with the media’s treatment of Trump in 2016 (entertainment or journalism).

It can be two  a few several dozen things.

ACTUALLY the long chasms are appropriate as Rick and Morty contains a lot of complex storytelling and jokes. Since “simpletons” watch this immaculate piece of art as well, I’m afraid that all of the intellectualism produced by this show would collapse their tiny little minds. Luckily I have an IQ of 250 and have slept

and it had a [weirdly positive ending where everyone became happy ghosts] worn out trope we saw coming a mile away.

C’mon, the Tony Awards are pretty much the Gay Superbowl; NPH probably feels it’s his sacred gay duty to monitor any and all breeders skulking around his backstage.

Turning to the person next to you and asking who she is is harmless. Getting out your megaphone and “asking” 27.7 million people who she is is a deliberate and dickish snubbing.

I don’t even own a Neil Patrick Harris.

The case for that being false: Brad Pitt.

Oh, I absolutely read it as “I don’t have the time to know who this nobody is but I do have the time to make sure you know that I don’t know who she is.” Like the people who will respond to articles about some moderately famous person with, “Who?” Yes, yes, you are delightfully out of touch with what the unwashed