That’s why the scene with Baby and Lisa getting dressed right before the final night celebration always gets me. They’re kind of at loggerheads for the majority of the move but when Lisa sees Baby’s sadness, you see that she really does care and is a good big sister.

In addition to the obscene call heaving breathing, can we just talk about the absolute shit load of bronzer/foundation this moron is wearing? I don’t even the poor maid tasked with trying to get the ring o’round the collar stain out. 

Now there’s an image that will never leave my mind.

He’s never had to buy groceries or put gas in the car.

True...because if I did have covid, that would mean postponing the root canal and the last 10 days haven’t exactly been a barrel of laughs.

Got tested on Wednesday because I thought I had a sinus infection but my symptoms “overlapped” with Covid symptoms so doctor ordered it out of an abundance of caution. Turns out I deal with having stuff shoved down my throat much better than jammed up my nose.

Oh, the schadenfreude smells so good....

Ye olde Trump coven o’ whores. 

This. He might as well have “INCEL” tattooed on his forehead. 

“Half-baked Connor McGregor” deserves all the stars in the world.

It always helps when they actually take the time to explain what’s going on and what exactly they’re doing. And it is nice that technology has progressed so much that having a camera or live xray makes it easier for the dentist/doctor to do their job more efficiently. 

For me, the worst part (besides the cost) was the pressure. I was like, dude, are you drilling for oil or something? That said, it wasn’t painful, just uncomfortable. TBH, the part of any major dental procedure I dislike the most is when they inject the anesthetic, because the needle feels huge (even though it’s…

I think the comparison to the People’s Temple and Jim Jones is dead on (no pun intended). In both cases, the followers are literally all in. When reality comes crashing down, they cannot accept it, because doing so means that they’ve sacrificed everything, including their lives, has been to service a fraud. It also…

Hopefully they don’t need to do anything because the last time I had to get dental work done I ended up with three crowns.

Nothing like paying $6 bucks to make your pee even stinkier. 

Dulce Sloan did a great segment on this for The Daily Show.

She’s got a face that’s just crying out for a good punch. 

While we’re on the subject, here’s mine from a couple of days ago:

I once called Catholicism the original cult. My very Catholic father blew a blood vessel when I said this.

Maskne is the WORST.