And the best part...there’s now a second whistleblower from the IRS:

I’ve never been so grateful to be an old. 

I feel similarly. I can’t and won’t judge Brandt Jean for forgiving her. If it helps him move on with his life, then so be it.

Ketchup isn’t that far-fetched, really. My mom’s recipe always included tomato paste and cheap red wine, so I guess that’s like drunken ketchup.

Starred for “sedentary tub of Crisco.”

Some folks are saying out in 5 with good behavior. Not entirely sure how the system works in Texas as I’m not familiar with how they do things there.

They gave her 10 years. Just saw the update.

And Cancun airport as well.

Starred for “Briscoe years.” TBH, 

THIS. How the hell can Castle Doctrine apply when SHE was the one who entered HIS fucking apartment?!?!?

Slightly off-topic, but one of the best things I’ve seen on morning TV in the last 3 years was watching Gayle King et al talking about Scaramucci and his “Steve Bannon sucks his own...” with Bob Schiefer, who said not a word but just sat there and tried his very hardest not to laugh his ass off (he was not…

Thank you for this. I admit, I was in a hurry and should have googled this first. 

I believe that if she’s found not guilty of murder, double jeopardy is attached so they can’t retry her for the same crime but with a lesser charge.

But she is blonde, the best type of white so it just might work.

Don’t even get me started on this guy. A couple of years ago he wanted to stay at the resort I used to work for, but we had a group in house, didn’t have the suite he wanted available, and wouldn’t drop the rate for what we did have available. He ended up in a private villa. That’s when he made an ass of himself in…

“the place is structured to look like an old slave plantation”

It’s on the resort, although they were at least wise enough to book them into a Sunday-Wednesday pattern. That would have been mutually beneficial to both parties, as resort would have lower rates for those nights vs. a weekend stay, plus it helps their group business budget. If it had been over a weekend, there’s no…

As someone who also had a bad gallbladder, that is absolutely criminal. I’m not big on painkillers (got Oxy once for a broken elbow, took one, made me nauseous as hell but did squat for the pain), but the only thing that got me through an attack was a 1/2 to full tablet of Vicodin. And that just made it barely…

My feelings about Britney have evolved from dislike and bewilderment to “holy shit this girl needs SERIOUS help.” IIRC there is a history of mental illness on at least one side of her family, possibly both. As someone who’s also got bad brain chemistry, I can’t imagine having the details of my mental health showcased…

I think that’s why I don’t feel the seething animosity toward Barron or Tiffany that I feel toward Dumb and Dumber and Daughter Wife. Barron’s just a kid and kinda stuck in the fishbowl, as it were. Tiffany has to play along because Daddy’s footing the bill for law school, but you definitely get the feeling she’s far…