So, so fugly...

You’re probably onto something with the PTSD. He was facing a natural disaster and had to get the animals out, she’s half way around the world and powerless to do anything, and then they both lose everything. It’s understandable that they’d cling to each other because that’s all they have.

I’m Gen X and very, very rarely used drive-thrus until recently. There’s a number of reasons: most of the takeout I was buying came through non-drive thru restaurants, plus I pretty much gave up on driving more than I absolutely had to in LA. That said, I find myself in the drive thru every Sunday at Raisin’ Canes…

What would otherwise be a boring fight outside an Eagles game somehow becomes hysterical when you see the first yellow lab trotting into the frame. 

Maybe it’s a good thing I’ve never seen the cappucino version. Otherwise I’d weigh 300 lbs and be in permanent sugar shock.

Damn, they have other flavors besides vanilla and mint?!?! Those are the only ones I’ve seen but I’m also in SoCal so maybe there’s more variety in other locales.

You had me at Dove Bar...I tend to go for the dark chocolate with vanilla.

I realize that this is a dumb question but...what exactly is the difference between a trumpet and mermaid style dresses? Seems like it’s sorta the same thing?

I love British blues. They’re so plushy, with such adorable round faces. 

I would give anything for a picture of that kid spitting up all over Melania.

Also loses points for “your”

With a rusty piece of rebar. Go tetanus!

“She’s like a racist squirrel, except instead of storing nuts in her cheeks, she keeps bigotry in her jowls.”

Bitch needs to take off that crucifix. We need the wood.

I can only speak for myself, but JITB are particularly good at scratching the munchie itch. Even someone who would never eat JITB tacos sober will fall in line after a few bong hits.

Same. TB used to be a great go-to for tacos and bean burritos and they were just down the street from the dorm. Then all of their menu items started getting all day-glo and weird, so these days I’m out.

It’s like when we were all “treated” to pictures of Shaq’s toes, only far, far worse.

I’m on the fence about him as well, but there are moments where he does really cut through the bullshit in a way that few politicians can.

It’s a nice little snack. I’ve found that with McDonald’s, it’s best to go with the simple stuff. 

I’m a native Californian, and I prefer Five Guys to In-n-Out. Something about In-n-Out always put me in gastric distress.