Drive slow in residential neighborhoods, a-hole.

A performance hybrid is so 2014. Why choose hybrid when the S and Taycan have shown what is possible on a full BEV drivetrain?

The range and comfort don't mean anything?

Trap speed looks legit on the Taycan, but in the 1/4 it’ll be much closer than the TG video.

The Tesla wasn’t the latest model and wasn’t using launch control, see:

Why are the wheels so GD big? What’s up with the rubber band sidewall tires? What does this help?  Certainly not looks as it looks ridiculous.

“If you touched my car we would have issues”

Can't speak for the Midwest, but many of us California 987 owners manage with no problems.

If you want to track/autocross, spacers, camber plates, gt3 control arms, and coilovers are legit mods.  They also look pretty good.

The coilovers look legit based on my perusing planet-9 threads, not high end but decent enough. The spacers are just to improve the track/stance, but they also help a bit with getting some negative camber.

I would drive the car before making a decision to ditch the coilovers, many 987 owners are happy enough with the ride on coilovers.  

Telling people to save money is a scam? What percentage of these people with no savings have eaten out in the last year? How many times in the last month?  Where do they buy their clothes?

Pretty sure if you can tune the 2.0 you can also tune the 2.7.

Who is the smug one in this scenario? Doesn't seem to be the Tesla driver.

It’s like being off by 1.5 psi, how did you stay off the curbs?

I’ve had good luck selling my cars over KBB private party. I had an A3 with a $10k KBB private value I sold on eBay for $14400.

Pretty obvious sand/gravel/rock will do it. But who is the buyer? Any landscape company I've seen just has a dump truck deliver. What non-landscaper will use this so often to offset the $50 charge? You would be hauling gravel every weekend for 10 years before you it might start paying back.

Go ahead and keep your head in the sand, keep telling yourself Tesla has no chance to be in the 7:20's... It’ll help gor the next month or so.

LOL @ this one week later

Not a current production model, just like the Taycan is not currently available for sale.  Why would you think Tesla will not offer this package for sale in the future?