1st Gear: “This is pretty chickenshit stuff from the Biden administration,”

Mine will but you must:

That’s a shame because that green is gorgeous, but I suppose we all just need white, black or grey ones. 

I’ve said this on here before, but I’ll say it again: there aren’t enough green cars.

About half of the BMWs I see are “blacked out”. I don’t see the appeal of having a black car, with black trim and black wheels.

but they will happily stock a dozen black X3 M40i, whatever those are.

sir, this is an arby’s. if you don’t like the writing, go read something else. 

My dealer hasn’t stocked an attractive BMW in about a decade. In any color.

Never go full plaid.

COTA is better than half the current circuits. COTA is better than Imola. There, I said it.

Or you tell them what I told my nephew when he was spouting Qanon shit:

Wait what? Austin is the coolest of the new tracks.

Land Rover hearse. He clearly doesn’t want to go to his grave.

So he’s a monster then.

You need to read more battery tech research.

There is a possibility I’m a middle aged lesbian, I won’t disagree with you.

Great. The Apollo Program cost 5% of the government’s budget in the 1960s. That would be $240 billion per year today. If they spent that kind of money on battery research, I might believe someone could come up with a replacement for my truck by 2030.

Imagine explaining an iPhone to somebody 8.5 before it first came out, it’d be pure sci-fi fantasy.

The insurance company sued the radio installer. 

The Simpsons itself IS a spinoff of the Tracey Ullman Show.