Yeah man, people definitely take these garbage jobs with a company that shouldn’t, because they have a plethora of better options! Just like people who drive for Lyft and Uber because the economic system works.

Should have named it the Hyundai Automatic Liaison 9000

What, a manual transmission, fun to drive coupe with decent power and fun handling is bad? 

Small, British and a goatee?

Not enough rust. Too reliable. Too safe.

Something something David Tracy something.

Must be their new Ferrari competitor as both have prancing horse badges and a propensity for immolation.

It looks like you are trying to drive. Would you like help?

Most young people don’t have enough money to be profitable.  They can buy a used VW and wonder what it was like when all the buttons and switches worked.

“Or at least until gas prices soar and Americans want good, small, fuel-efficient cars again.”

I couldn’t agree more. That daft cunt probably ran out & jumped into her car & took off in “Ludicrous Mode”, without bothering to check her vehicle’s surroundings or her mirrors. She’s lucky as hell she hasn’t killed someone, or heaven forbid a child!

Maybe something like the startup chime on a Macbook? 

Met Sylvain when he was touring with Cheetah Chrome in their shortly lived ‘Batusi’ band a decade ago. I was maybe one of like 9 people to show up. I sat with him while he had a glass of red wine (at a punk venue, couldn’t have been good). He was really bummed, not at the crowd size, but by the band. “They think…

They will sell you a separate helmet with turn signals built into the helmet, running off built-in li-ion batteries.

She makes it look cool. I would look like a circus bear.

Amen, not a lot of GM vehicles I’ve enjoyed over the years, but when I test drove a Volt I really liked it. I thought it was a brilliant compared to the hybrids of the time (to hell with the Prius, can’t stand the damn things). 

It also wasn’t supported by the dealers.

If you can’t afford to pay cash, you can’t afford that car.

I wholeheartedly identify with this. I don’t like debt in general, but I’ve financed two cars because the numbers seemed to say it was smarter to keep that money invested. Both of them were paid off early, the last one was paid off in 8 months. The knowledge of the debt and the hassle of accounting for a payment…

Aah yes, the “found car in a field 30 years after it last ran” demographic of the used car market that auto manufacturers should be tailoring their vehicle specs towards.