We’re kindred spirits.

Fully agree. All of my points are based purely on financial logic, not fallible human behavior with regard to money. Which, as an F&I guy, you certainly have seen a lot of.

Kia salespeople are fond of calling it the “Selluride.”

You have not lived if, while waiting at a stoplight with a hangover and mildly murderous intent, you have not seen the rear windshield of a 15 year-old Subaru disintegrate and fall into the hatch after an onslaught of bass. It is one of the few occasions in life where schadenfreude truly is life-affirming. Still…

If there’s one thing I’ve actually learned in the comments section of Jalopnik, it’s that everybody has a style that works for them. I can’t see buying a vehicle any way except paying cash, whereas you might think it’s better to put down $0. It makes sense that someone would want to put down a large chunk to keep a…

Unlike COVID, teen pregnancies are not highly contagious. Just saying.

Thank you :)

The one time I rode Amtrak, my four hour ride turned into 11-1/2 hours of hell. I was never able to fall asleep. The kid in my car wasn’t crying, but laughing very loudly for 11 of those hours. I love kids. I love hearing them laugh. 11 hours of it, is not recommend.

ugh. DUH. MJ! 

Think Chicago Bulls

I don’t understand this reference but I am extremely intrigued

You deserve for more stars for this comment.  

Looks like they no longer have that hideous gold color that all the launch cars had. 

the only thing I am one hundred percent sure of is that the Volkswagen ID.4 will be a complete flop in the US.

Neutral: Fun fact, if you purchase the SEL Premium R-Line trim of a Volkswagen Arteon, it comes with a goddamn full size spare on a 5th, 20 inch wheel that matches the rest. In 2020 (and for 2021 models!).

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There’s a whole generation of adults who are not going to get that reference. Darn, I’m turning into one of those “olds” I used to rail about...

Very cool, but that sloppy dismount is sure to result in a low score from the East German judge.

“I can only hope that President Trump is reincarnated as anal beads owned by a low-rent Arkansas stripper who loves cheap Mexican food.”

This comment might be better proof of Torch’s comment “everything is madness”.  You walked out of a car showroom in 2021 over fake exhaust outlets.