Jay Leno. Obvious answer is obvious.

Agreed. Why race at Long Beach, St. Pete or Belle Isle or when you can race at Road Atlanta, Sebring, VIR or Watkins Glen?

And a bottle to piss in...

"If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole." -Raylan Givens, Justified

As a 20+ year veteran rider, I already have that.

it's always in my brain that way :-p

Any plane is a glider if you turn the engine off. Their glide ratios do vary, however.

The only legitimate use of a selfie stick I've seen.

For goproing!

Because it's literally the least important damn thing about any car? Stickers? For real? This is going to be the most aggressive, track-worthy street car almost ever and all you can think about is "where are the stickers"...I mean you see why that might be ridiculous right?

No hate for Aeroflot? Given how bad they are now, I can't imagine how bad they must have been in the communist days....

To me, no car is more American than the '57 Chevy Bel Air.

you did not even read it and you are totally wrong.

Which I use as required by the sanctioning body I race under.

The POS Suzuki Samurai (aka "Rollin' Death Wagon") appears but nowhere to be seen is the IH Scout?

One that's not yours.