Only if it were DP40 green like Walter White's.

Hate to be 'that guy', but how old is that brake fluid?

She would consider that grounds for divorce.

Based on nearly 29 years with her, I can tell you that my wife doesn't think that you can stop and put gas in a car until the light has been on for at least 40 miles.

Their hand looks like this. On a Tuesday.

Is it grounded to the ground and have stuff like rimz that guys like? That will help.

True, but not knowing doesn't disqualify someone.

Is more interested talking about your car than their own.

What he said.

Porsche: No matter what we build, you won't say no.

Automatic and leatherette non-sports seats? I'm not sure this one started life as a real iS.

Not being able to drive what I want, when I want.

No, I think you nailed it. This is a vehicle that Ford absolutely, positively cannot get wrong.

Not sure how to vote on this one. What shape are the tail lights?

Cadenza? Is this something that you park in the corner and put books in?

No pink? Sexist bastards...

This I like. Except for the wheels and shortage of pedals.

Damn, I can't believe Pinkley Ford didn't make the cut...

Yeah, you're right. I was thinking about there other crossover SUV when I posted that.

Now this interests me.