Like most everything about it except for the fender labia. Just about ruins the whole thing for me.

Like most everything about it except for the fender labia. Just about ruins the whole thing for me.

I think this looks great for what it is. First time the whale-tail grille hasn't been overbearing.

I don't much care for it, but I sure as hell wouldn't do this to it.

I'm not hating the new Vette, just feel that it looks like it was styled by seven different guys who never met. I do like what I see of the interior. I will wait until I see one in the flesh before I pass final judgement. I'm guessing that the guys who really like the cartoonish styling of the Camaro will like this.

Stingra? Really, brah? Is this the new artisanal Corvette?

Those three? Really? They look like solid citizens to me...

Pinkley Ford...

One of my favorite movies.

The cars pictured in 1, 5, & 7 are likely driven by guys who only use their parking lights at dusk and dawn because it 'looks cool'. Assholes...

Don't opt for the emo springs. They'll cut themselves...

Step One: Lay newspaper photograph of Mazda 3 five door on table.

Oh you Japanese stylist. Bless your hearts...

Thanks! I would have chosen your comment based on the impeccable timing, but you knew it wouldn't win. I will seek out the Fade to Black this weekend. Enjoying the first Alpine Spring of the season right now.

Just as I suspected, the tactile quality of the paper is nowhere near what you would get in a notepad from a German competitor. And just look at the spiral binding. What is this, 1968?

Cold dead hands.

Plus cheaper.

Dammit, you posted while I was hunting for the video.

#2 - Allow me to retort.

Maybe they meant 'happy to die'...