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Because she often gets away with shit like this and Kim and Kanye are easy targets for scorn? She's done similar things with Calvin Harris, Katy Perry, John Mayer, Harry Styles, Joe Jonas, etc. - she's perpetually playing the victim and no one calls her on her shit.

also everyone don’t forget about taylor’s diss songs “dear john” and “bad blood” about john mayer and katy perry. taylor is the ultimate can give it but she can’t take it person. her career only works if she’s the victim/underdog

I hate men.

Everything on the Kardashian show is curiously edited.

Maybe if you’re turning your hair into an old white dude’s powdered wig you’ll have a problem.

Um, nice try, science, but Batiste Heavenly Volume Dry Shampoo is actually stopping people from asking me ‘Is it wet out?’ when actually I was just too lazy to wash my hair last night.

FWIW, the drying ingredient in Batiste is not talc, it’s rice-based. Batiste it up, ladies!

I’m all over the place. Last week I washed it once so I’m deeply saddened by this dry shampoo news. Other times 3 times a week, sometimes 5 if I’m working out super hard (which, is rare). But I haven’t washed my hair every day in probably 15 years.

When I was in HS girls I knew washed their hair every morning (and I assume blew it out and straightened it) and I was so afraid they’d think I was gross so I started washing it every morning (except my long, thick hair takes forever to dry so it was usually just put in a gross damp ponytail or bun for the day). In

I just.... can’t... wrap my head around this. I can’t imagine them talking or having anything in common and most definitly not having sex. I can picture him having sex... ALL DAY. But not her. Or maybe Hiddles is just a really huge dork and it’s a match made in heaven? In my head they are also like 20 years apart...

Everything, literally EVERYTHING about Meghan Trainor said “one-hit wonder” and yet she is still here, annoying us...forever.

Breast reduction surgery is the type of cosmetic (?!?) surgery that has the highest patient satisfaction rate, by far and away. You go, girl! Statistics are with you!

So call a WAAAAAHmbulance for it.

That looks absolutely miserable. Back in my college days, when I was a complete dummy, I might have thought trying to attend something like that or Time Square on NYE would be fun. Now I do not. I hate crowds so much, it does not matter what the show is. I am done with concerts and sporting events.

Trump is always in orange.

It’s telling how the woman in her mid-20ies is a homewrecker, while the poor, naive man twice her age and life experience was just an easy mark to exploit and blackmail.

Justin Bieber is an angel in comparison to Depp (so far) but everyone hates Bieber for his bad behavior but gives a pass to Depp. I’m honestly surprised at how much support he’s getting because I would have assumed Depp was one of those messy celebrities that people would automatically dislike.