Girls will be girls.

Obviously, she made it impossible for the poor boy to pay attention to his studies, so his life is completely ruined.

Can we all step back here and realize for a moment that even though case law deems post-assault conduct of the victims irrelevant, the judge called the alleged victims not credible because their experiences with him post-assault were not disclosed earlier and “w[ere] very clearly relevant and material information in…

Judge: “there is no tangible evidence, dna, smoking gun, just the testimony of the women”.

The ‘just’ in that sentence really gets me. Like it’s so inconsequential that three different women on three separate occasions had these experiences.

Like, of course they have to be restrictive but you can still be a supermodel and a football star while eating tomatoes and coffee! I have to believe that, say, Naomi Campbell and Peyton Manning enjoy a mushroom or two every now and then.

One thing I will say for her...at least she’s not pretending like she eats cheeseburgers and fries all the time when she doesn’t. I enjoy the honesty, even if it is depressing as hell.

Are we talking the fat on the side by the under arms or like, back fat? because my back fat gets its feelings hurt when I try to smooth it and control it but my stomach is just out there being fat all over the place. My back wants to know what the fuck that is about. IF IT HAS TO BE CONTROLLED IT WANTS ME WRAPPED UP…

If what she calls bra fat and what I call armpit fat are the same thing then fuck yes, let’s do this. Also, fucking armpit fat is such bullshit. I weigh the same as I did in high school but naked I look like a melted candle.

He even made a song that was supposed to be defending their relationship...and it was pretty much just “she’s fucking hot, we have great sex, fuck the haters”

She’s never demonstrated much concern for any of her children.

Yeah. I wonder what Caitlyn has to say to all this, or is she too busy making stupid remarks supporting Republicans to give a shit about her daughter’s safety, too?

all of the above is so true but do you remember being 18? no one makes great choices at that age :( also, hasn’t he been creepily grooming her since she was like 14 and a babysitter for his kid back when he was still with his ex? just ew gross no thank you on that whole situation.

If you’re going to date a no-talent guy who is desperately riding you and your families’ coattails for dear life trying to get famous, at least get one that isn’t repulsive in every imaginable way. Get a young Idris Elba or Marlon Brando look-alike ffs, not a guy who looks like the donkey from Shrek, but without the…

we just tried to take our 7 year old to a showing of ET at his school. The moment ET showed up, he was all “NOPE, LET’S GO”!

When I was a kid the scene in The Little Mermaid where Ursula dies freaked me the fuck out for years.

To me she looks like Jamie Pressley from My Name is Earl.

I acknowledge that people are incredibly beautiful between 18 and 25. But, I’m not, like, attracted to them anymore. That’s what confuses me. The desire to be with people that young. As I get older, what I’m attracted to is no longer confined exclusively to what they look like. And, I feel like that is basically a…

Are y’all following the Lisa Frank account on Facebook, ‘cause you should. It posts daily assaults on the eyes with kitschy phrases like, “You can’t make everyone happy, you are not pizza!” It’s mind boggling and I look forward to it daily.

I will never ever ever understand older dudes who date girls younger than 21. Like, if you’re in your 30s or 40s, and you can’t legally go out to a bar with your gf, SHE IS TOO YOUNG BOO BOO FIND SOMEONE A BIT OLDER.