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Ok, so are young people not getting it on any more or are they getting it on like nymphomaniac bunnies?

I've been getting into arguments with my husband lately about makeup. He keeps insisting that makeup is evil and that I'm succumbing to the patriarchy or something by putting it on and that the ONLY reason women wear makeup is to please men. I adore my husband, he is a great guy.. but this shit pisses me off SO MUCH.

They act like toddlers who flip out when you play peekaboo.

I saw a screening of this as well. The woman in front of me had brought her two teenagers (okay, fine) and her TEN YEAR OLD. I'm sorry, ma'am, even if you think he's old enough for this, it's making me uncomfortable to have to watch it near him.

You know my Aunt Carol?

hahahah I'm just thinking about the stupid stereotype that women are supposed to be lovely, dainty flowers who don't poo or fart or if they do, men like to think they don't.

IF ONLY THEY KNEW, IF ONLY. THE SHIT THAT COMES OUT OF US, FROM ALL ENDS.

Seriously, I have no clue how women are able to go about day-to-day business with all of the things that happen in their bodies. Hell, I call it a crappy day and start whining if I have a head cold.

Professional underwear models aside, is there any circumstance in which a man looks better in tighty whiteys than in boxers or boxer briefs? They're the granny panties of the male species.

not shocking, when hollywood is run by men who refuse to grow up for an audience of young men who aren't grown up

Makeup - especially contouring - is basically magic.

Thanks for your post, I'm glad to hear that it's not all torches and pitchforks over there.

I hope someone checks on her. She's like ignorant Elle Woods.

To all outside the Smith community who are curious as to the current student opinion right now, I speak for myself and many others (not all) in saying we really just feel bad for her. She's getting overwhelmed with criticism (deservedly) for something she really just doesn't understand. As many other comments have

If someone in my house says they have a headache and I tell them I have aspirin, do I need to justify my medical training to do so? It's not like she's using some secret family recipe that she swears works wonders, the pills she's sending are made for this express purpose.

Thank you for risking your livlihood to help desparate women, although I do hope we can get to a point where you are no longer needed.

Virgin™. But very excited to read this nonetheless.

I agree but.....

Yea, fuck all that noise. No kids ftw.

Right?? Just own it! I know two separate couples I had this convo with (people I know well enough to have this convo with):

If you're using the pullout method and you get pregnant, is that really an accidental pregnancy? This argument drives me crazy, and as my friends and I have shifted into our late 20s / early 30s I see it happening all the time. If you and your partner choose to forgo birth control and then get pregnant, I don't really