Uh, actually yes, fuck anyone who supports Trump. I’m..a bit surprised that requires any kind of clarification.

This article is the best. It also has aged terribly in the past 6 hours.

Barry comes with a Hall of Fame, Stories will be told, Songs will be sung, level tweet

It’s syndicated; it aired this morning in one single place. In nearly all of the rest of the country it airs tonight. Dan knows this; all the writers know this, and I’m sure this was a decision discussed in their Slack. They just want to get to yell “NERDS!” at everyone who’s irritated with this.

Jeez, a little spoiler alert for those of us not in Little Rock? Thanks a lot assholes.

Jeopardy’s for the OTHER nerds. Obviously their enjoyment of something this guy - and those who starred him - doesn’t personally like doesn’t matter at all.

Yea, i dont get this headline. Pretty fucked up. Just let people enjoy watching.

Damn, digging in our heels in on the “Fuck Spoiler Culture” thing, huh?

Vampire Weekend’s discography is the official soundtrack of gentrification  

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There is someone with a f***ing gun shooting people and you actually take the time to SORT THE F***ING KIDS BY GENDER?!?!?!?!?!?

Right. If this is really meant to mimic a real life active shooter situation, it doesn’t matter where you go to take shelter. If this was real that student would’ve been dead. How about they worry about getting those kids safe than getting them into their gendered bathrooms, huh?

Go walk in front of a bus, you racist piece of shit.

It’s zero articles split in half. 

does this post actually make no sense to anyone else?

“I lost my job in my band Buck Wild, roughly $3,000 [in expected future performance fees], and I’ve lost three solo gigs already. And that’s all for voicing my opinion, and yes, it was harsh, but it was just an opinion,” he told the news site.

Remember folks, doxxing is bad unless it’s done against people you disagree with.

And I bet he didn’t say like the Fox announcer “Iceland beats Argentina 1-1!” We need a thread/Post about how lame these fox announcers are.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH DISMISSION