“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

You wrote a lot of fancy words to say “stop talking shit about Trump if you want to keep your jobs”.

You’re nailing this. The solution, as always, is to skew toward an older, politically disinterested audience who will definitely keep your company relevant in the years to come.

3. I’m, sucka

Thank you for saying this. This is just so stupid and not even funny.

Or I could eat a Dove chocolate every once in a while, they have nonsense written in the wrappers, too. That way, you get chocolate.