@orijimi: Flaming monkeys could also fly out of my butt.

@orijimi: More people probably played his game. (That being said, V-Joe FTW. I don't play fighters much, but I'm getting this.) #tatsunokovscapcomultimateallst...

@Shinkirou: Not this again. Maybe you should reread the writeup on super guide. #parachutepanic

@D-K, has mastered the dim-mak candlepunch: Can I pay From Software to get my souls back? #parachutepanic

@Taggart6 once shot a man just to watch him die.: Holy crap, you too? #dogordersmicrosoftpoints

@Gavin Baker: The problem isn't that comments aren't pulled, they just expire if they're not promoted, IIRC. #iphone

@Dearhaw: Hmm, that's why those mobile websites I visit don't really exist, because no one is designing "the internet" for the iPhone. . .

Let's face it Steve Ballmer was designed for shouting during keynote speeches to the core crowd. Steve Ballmer is not designed for speaking to the press. That's why we've got 75,000 idiotic quotes - they're all failing to make Steve Ballmer look decent speaking to the press. #iphone

GAME I'VE NEVER PLAYED DID NOT DESERVE IT'S REVIEW SCORE!!!

@captain zach america: Lair was just poorly executed all around. The motion controls were hardly responsive enough to register intended motions, let alone false positives, as Gray calls them. #darkvoid

I think we need more WWII games that aren't RTS or FPS. I mean, it's a significant watershed moment for the history of man. It showed the world that we were capable of banding together to overcome a bigoted tyrant, set on world domination. Just because we're tired of looking down an M1-Garand plunking nazis from…

@Rachel Fogg: BruLeg sounds like an injury you get from falling down drunk.

@-MasterDex-: It's when you ride the skateboard on one truck at a time. Right? #brutallegend

@Komrade Kayce: People who are upset to find surprises in their pies should read reviews. Looking at and reading the box for Demon's Souls would lead one to believe it's just a hack-n-slash RPG.

@ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness: What about it? It's stereotypical unrealism? Or the tiny head bit. . .

Ok, Bash, I'll download it. I hope the GF doesn't get all pissy about a mostly naked witch on my PS3.

@Maximus Thunderclap: Also, the Zombies in Dead Rising come from genetically engineered hornets created to mas produce cows.

@Trey: "Bungie" is making new games that aren't Halo. The minds responsible for Halo no longer work for bungie, they're starting a new studio called Moonshot, which is why halo hasn't changed all that much: the brain trust is broken up.

@Masenura: In all fairness, Halo was the first console shooter to do it right. The story was sparse enough to not weight down the action, but interesting enough to drive you through the campaign. And jesus, where would co-op be without it? Don't get me wrong, the story started to burn out in Halo II, and was…

Yeah! I'm sure it's going to be even better than the first Halo because all the original guys from Bungie totally didn't jump ship when MS bought them out.