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@KillerBee: You pay $12 for a 90min movie.

@Scynix: This. —-^ The game isn't survival horror on easy.

@drag: Uh, it says so. See? Meat BOY.

@Slagathorian: " My town has 1000 people in it, and it is not like an american town, where every single town just rolls into another one, to the point where you can't even tell where one ends and another begins"

@Slagathorian: Wait, you have a wife and baby and still have friends?! HOW DO YOU DO IT MAN?

@Adhominem: LOTS of people still love side scrollers. Just like lots of people still like rail-shooters. Full 360 degree 3d movement isn't the only way to make a game, yaknow.

@Kyattsuai: Diddy is better than Dixie.

@Kyattsuai: The Koopalings are Bowser's kids. Bowser Jr is a clone, Dr. Farnsworth style, after Mario kicked his progeny's asses in SMBIII.

@Michael Buffaloe: Bad Press doesn't really effect game sales. A game delay isn't nearly as bad as all the ridiculous stuff that comes out of Kotick's face during shareholder meetings, yet gamers are lining up to drop $60 on this ($80 in the UK, sorry mates) even though they bad-mouth Kotick out of the other side of

@Sir-Lucius has no pictchar!: Money money money, especially when it comes to Kotick and Actiblizz. The Xbox and PS3 versions are going to outsell PC tenfold, and they just care about where the money is coming from. You'll get yours, at a premium, at a later date.

@TheContender: this —-^. You probably never would have learned to beat contra on one life if you hadn't been able to get through it in 30 long before, amirite? This will taunt hardcore players and allow novices to learn how it's done. While I would sooner smash my Wii, (ouch) Than use this mode, kudos for it's

@Zerorush: Yeah, you should have to play through SMB2: the Lost Levels before the game will let you start the single player mode. Every time!!!

@GeluAnimus: Dont blame TV. The hip hop community only likes that stupid lil Wayne, guns drugs n bitches rap. Meanwhile, artists like Aesop Rock, Atmosphere, Qwell, etc are producing intelligent rap for thug rats to thumb their noses at.

@rich8606: Yup, grainy screens from the Internet of an unrelaesed game are enough to make comparisons. Obvious troll is obvious.

Fat bastard actually lives in Parma.