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The utter disdain modern Hollywood has for foreign languages in theaters needs to change someday. Now most Americans buy into their marketing agenda and feel the only way a movie is worth watching is if it's in good old American English.

And why not steal Lozzle's newly made gif too.

While it's easiest to say "Oh, Project CARS looks better, especially inside the car", that's missing the point. That game is running on a modern PC. Gran Turismo 6 is running on hardware released in 2006.

Same. (any thing else to be said was spent on Star Citizen)

Same.

And this is why I use ad blockers. Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Well, come on. This auction literally said that it was for a picture of the console. It wasn't trying to lie about it or be overly deceitful.

Wow, that's a very refreshing way for a game company to operate.

Whelp console wars are over because Porkins called it here less than a month after this generation started.

So we came to an agreement?

I have actually found my TRUE divider for humans...I am starting to think, with rare exception, that humans can be divided into two groups....those that would get into it, and those that would rather have gum surgery that do the Black Friday thing..

I see a lot of Europeans talking about how bad American consumerism is when they're the ones rioting and trying to kill each other at soccer matches. Double standard much. . .

Conversely, stupid American behavior isn't as prevalent as people want to believe, but the fact that people can't help but blow every dumb thing out of proportions doesn't help anything.

I did Black Friday two years ago, waited in line for a few hours, looking to get that blu-ray West Side Story special edition at a steep discount. I got inside, looked it up on my phone and found that Amazon had it $15 cheaper. I went home and swore I'd never be an idiot again. So far so good! :D

Anytime there's a no pants option and someone chooses the pants option I have to question their life choices.

Yeah, true. But I'm becoming convinced people don't do the Black Friday Bloodsport because they really want the stuff for sale on Black Friday. I'm starting to think there's some kind of cock fight mentality that takes hold. I may be wrong but I think there is a growing culture among nitwits to a) wait in line for

I got all my shopping done and I didn't even have to put on pants.

Wait. So when Microsoft fucks up and offers a free game, everyone is cool. When EA fucks up (Sim City) and offers three free games, that isn't good enough?

I swear, I think people really do look for reasons to further hate a company that they are ill-disposed toward. Then when their fave companies do something similar,

Because socialism is an expensive pastime.

I'm saying that data is more than "women play games." We are aware of that. What games are they playing? How long are they playing? How likely are they to buy DLC? There are a ton of questions that can be answered with the correct data, and you can bet that these are questions that marketing people know a lot of