Feels artificial. So does the handling of all these new cars. Review complete.

Don’t forget about the slapping.

As a Rangers fan, I don’t hate Bautista, that bat flip was awesome. Was still so thrilled to see Odor sock him. It’s been brewing since those assholes in Toronto threw beer on the field.

“beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep”.

Never been to W. Virginia?

Get the hell off my website. Now I have even less reason to be interested in your product.

Sane.

My mom doesn’t care about cars at all, but her family did. Her father worked for AC Delco, and we spent as much time with them as we could, which created my life long obsession. At one point as a teenager she had a pink El Dorado convertible, which she hated. That being said, she never failed to find all of the hot…

Hit them firmly in the mouth.

Replace the McLaren with a huge pile of burgers, and you have mine.

God, I don’t even have cupholders. Do have the ashtrays. And a small place for a mirror. 80s priorities.

Something, something...show her the dipstick...

Ignoring that question is the best answer.

This is why no one should ever use power tools for lugnuts.

My grandfather who worked for AC Delco and was into all brow motor sports. He raced go carts and had a full too dedicated to NASCAR memorabilia. He also took us to sprint car races where I fondly remember getting pelted in the face with the track. He was a GM fanatic with a pristine 74 stingray, which to a young boy…

This is great every year, and how can you not love the wall of death? So many great bikes. Also, Lone Star Roundup is this weekend. Get your asses to S. Congress.

Probably?

Either a long lunch or a short strip club visit. A mistake either way.

Probably. It was 1pm at a strip club.