I’ve got nothing for this.

Potentially that there won’t be any dealerships left for support? Or that there might be other things that come up in the future, similar to dieselgate, but affecting other customers as well? I love VWs and have some history with the cars, but at this point I would not consider a new VW purchase. I also think they’ve…

I haven’t seen two people fight for sausages since I took a recently divorced friend to the strip club at 1pm on a Tuesday.

Won’t complain if she doesn’t.

Right? She’s the second best person I know. I am, of course, the first.

Uly’s not joking about this. Uly doesn’t know how to joke.

All mine would do is constantly ask for margaritas. And hug everyone imaginable, then ask them about margaritas.

Beat me too it. Like totally.

Don’t touch the Mexicans. Not sure what I would do with out good tequila and senoritas. Fuck the scorpions up.

Or perhaps how quickly they might be to knock somewhere that isn’t the Florida they live in. Now where'd I tie my goddamn horse at?

So you stand by everything that makes the news in your state? Gladly. Fuck. Off. Real people live everywhere.

Didn’t realize they came with turn signals.

Is she leaning on a dumpster? I sure hope so.

Autos have needed to be replaced more frequently for many decades. Why would this change?

God, he knew it was about to Ferrari Fire. Glad he seemed ok, that was rough.

This might be the best piece I’ve read in a week or so. See, not all smokers are failures. Thanks Raph.

I feel like I deserve this reward. For something, I’m sure of it.

Too bad Toyota didn’t do something like finding and restoring all the old corollas out there, instead of building shit tons of boring cars, exactly like the ones everyone else is building. Though I’m not sure it would have been a wise financial move for the company.

I keep forgetting to use “motard” in regular conversation. Must correct immediately.

Wait, Mazda or Volvo?