Now, would you classify these guys as jamokes? Or jabronis?

Reverse....reverse......REVERSE!

After these things, I always wonder if baseball players have ever fought before. Like...has Bryce Harper ever thrown a punch? Because that form is awful.

Kanye West: Yo, Barry, I’m really happy for you, I’ma let you finish, but Odor had the best brawl all time! One of the best brawl of all time!

big idiot’s beef

Hi, there.

A movie like this?

Here’s a few other things that were there.

Texas

Bullshitt.

Maybe Dora could just smell your tumor.

Confirmed, right from the part bin

No one wants to hear about you masturbating in a car.

She looks like that server you worked with at Applebees or Ruby Tuesdays. You hosted together, but she moved to a cocktail waitress right away. You spend the next seven years trying to date her, and she only says yes after the 5 nights a week of drinking and smoking a week have removed all the hope from her eyes.

There is NOT a lot of oil money in Austin. Tech money, yes, but not oil money.

Also, I’ve driven that stretch of road more times than I can count. I’ve also hung my rear end out at that very same corner several times just for fun, but at a MAX 40MPH.