GOD HATES JAGS

Proposed Tag: ALL WE KNOW IS.

Maybe we should have Ben back here more often... what do you guys think about that?

I enjoyed this post very much and would like to read more like this. Thanks Ben. I remember the episode very well and now realize from this how much editing the crew had done.

British people something, something no dental...

Be careful out there; vary from the recommended pressure by even half a psi, and this could be your car crashing.

Column shifters allow for a front bench seat, which greatly facilitates getting road head. :)

Doug, it’s actually Hesseldorf.

Come on, it’s a Jaguar. That’s never going to happen.

1996 Buick Roadmaster LT1 with towing package. The towing package on these cars net a transmission cooler, bigger sway bars, a lower gear ration, and a limited slip diff. At $3,000 BIN, you’ve got 2 grand in mods to throw at the already potent LT1.

It’s a total grandma car but with a Mustang GT 4.8L V8. I imagine with the extra $$$ you can put on some go-fast bits.

Add an intercooler, smaller pulley and a down pipe and still be under 5k

Can’t get any sleepier than this in grandpa’s Buick. Comes with bench seat, column shifter and a supercharged V6 that will smoke modern sports cars with some minor mods.

Best/only sub 5k sleeper I could find on ebay:

“It’s also a BMW, so people will assume it’s broken down.”

e39 owner here. They would assume correctly.

Manual 4.4 black 540i

Long Roof Society, the perfect sleeper. Not to mention a W8 with a 6-speed.

I can fly my 'Bird with no handlebars

They weren't taken by a teenager using a potato.

Nah.