Patrick Dempsey can come on over to my house and I'll help him through this difficult period.

GOP Weekly Agenda:

Natural Family Planning ain't exactly foolproof.

Till he says it's OK to use condoms (at the very minimum) I won't be impressed.

I love her impressions. Her Beiber and her Anne Romney just kill me. They have a point of view that is pretty harsh, but she plays it so joyfully that it doesn't seem mean.

Kate McKinnon is hands down my favorite cast member. They need to have her in more sketches!

If dudes' sucks bled once a month, tampons and pads would be offered free in every public restroom right next to the toilet paper.

Ladies! Is there anything we can't ruin? *high fives*

If you were ever looking for helpful household hints on manly manhood and appropriate family structures from an unmarried celibate senior citizen who frequently wears a voluminous skirt, well, today was your lucky day.

Impressed with their ability to enrich themselves on the backs of others and to exploit a professional hockey player relentlessly, Gary Bettman has offered the Johnsons an expansion franchise.

You misspelled sects, as in religious.

Anyone who says "Yuck. I hate cats" deserves nothing but contempt.

So... Can we name the baby South West? Or is Kanye gonna be mad if we do?

Why is this news? I thought every baby's life start in flight.

Now is the time on Sprockets when we eavesdrop.

"They want to retain the advantages of being women...while trying to grab those of men."

I was fired for "fraud" in part. When I was 25 weeks along, I was given a promotion and raise — one that was mandatory by my tenure and metrics. Ten days later, I made a post on a message board (on my own time, on my own computer!) stating I was probably not going to return from my maternity leave, given the cost of…

Those managers are enemabags. So is anyone who gets snotty about pregnant women trying to exist while being pregnant.

my number one life suggestion is never pee on your own time