Man, that turkey is more dead than Seattle's chances of getting another NBA team.

They probably just couldn't find those binders full of women, 'tis all.

This story... good for the Chronicle Herald. I love when journalists and editors make brave decisions. It's why I initially wanted to go to j-school a million years ago in my dewy eyed youth. Bravo.

Om nom nom. His failure is delicious.

He just paid an attorney $18,000 to tell him he was an idiot. Maybe he is trying out masochism.

I love that this news was probably dropped right now by whichever mug is currently doing his PR because we're in the midst of all this Bill Cosby and Ferguson madness, like we wouldn't fucking notice.

He is my faaaaaaavorite. Ugh. Perf. 10/10 WOULD BANG.

Obligatory:

it's gotten a bit more nuts lately. Several Panameras, a GTR, an R8, and lots of leased Merc SUVs (for the snow of course).

Dating: No matter what I can't shake the feeling I'm doing it wrong.