yeah MyCoup was just pillow talk.

I don’t know or care what papers he’s walking around with, I just want someone to pluck every moustache hair from his lip and have him eat them.

That would imply that she had a brain in the first place.

In addition to this being the epitome of foolish self-incrimination, it is also possibly the worst way to market yourself as a realtor while actively breaking and entering a building.

This explains why he was so interested in the Middle East!

“a Secret Service supervisor from the Trump/Kushner detail left an unpleasant mess in the Obama bathroom”

Omg are you kidding me? I looooooved Viennetta! This was the poshiest dessert you could get when I was a wee lad. I’ll be on the hunt at my local supermarkets now.

Ivanka, honey, your jumpsuit fitting’s been moved to eight.  

I think we can safely assume there will be zero consequences for any of this.

I’d say our long national nightmare is over, but I have a feeling the next 10 weeks are going to be wild.

More likely a Russian scientist altered Trump’s DNA before introducing the sperm to Melania’s egg.

Hopefully he has a nice valet or butler or tennis instructor or Secret Service Agent to provide a decent male role model.

If Trump has said more than 500 words to Barron in his entire life, I’d be shocked. 

You really think Donald wouldn’t have had Melania followed any time she went out alone? Or was left alone in the house? Or would you put it past Donald to use threats of violence and/or deportation if she even thought about stepping out on him? Would you put it past Donald to have a DNA test run on all his children on…

But reading a transcript of an Obama speech makes perfect sense.
When you read a Trump transcript, you realize that while the words he were saying were English, and they made sense when you heard them, they are actually word salad that makes Sarah Palin sound like a Rhodes Scholar.

“Barrett said that her 10-year-old son, Liam, was so upset during the questioning portion of the hearing the day before that he had to leave.“

OMG-my dad actually used the lyrics to “Fortunate Son” to teach me at a young age about inequality and white privilege. He was a Green Beret during the Vietnam War who never spoke of what he did there, and who did not want to fight a white man’s war.

My kids have full school days for this break, but I remember during the blizzard of 77, we spent 2 weeks at home and my parents got a tape recorder out and we all made up fake news, interviews, sang songs, radio plays, etc. That was good for _hours_, and works for younger kids too.

And then there’s Maud