He does perhaps the most fawning interviews of anyone alive.

That slot could be auctioned off for thousands of dollars.

You can’t spell Klayman without K-L-A-N.

Just reinforces the truth of every sentence in “Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk”.

It’s tough to actually be told what your Last Fuckable Day is.

I expect my politicians to be whores, but these grifters were cheap whores.

Middle seat gets both arm rests. There have to be some perks to being crammed in the middle.

I appreciated Jay Pharaoh pointing out that she is 21 so I could feel just a little less creepy about myself. Just a little.

You don't see many people who can pull off a long sleeved romper. Including her.

Four Roses is very under-rated. It's my current mixing bourbon.

I'm gonna be snobby and say that Maker's Mark is the dividing line between mixing bourbons and sipping bourbons. Everything cheaper should be ALWAYS be mixed with coke or ginger ale or orange juice or something. Anything more expensive should NEVER be mixed.

Jim Beam Green Label is aged two years and easily the equal of anything on this list.

The Heaven Hill distillery makes about a dozen different brands of bourbon including a lot of rotguts. If you check the label of the distillery by town it's easy to figure out who makes what.

And Phi Kappa Tau isn't even the rapey-est frat on campus.

Hey! I resemble that comment. I love Melissa Etheridge concerts because I never have to stand in line for the bathroom.