He does perhaps the most fawning interviews of anyone alive.

That slot could be auctioned off for thousands of dollars.

I used Boris and Natasha from the Bullwinkle show. But I’m oldz.

You can’t spell Klayman without K-L-A-N.

That’s exactly what they are doing.

Just reinforces the truth of every sentence in “Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk”.

What always amazes me is that my dog greets me just as enthusiastically if I’ve been gone for ten minutes or two weeks.

I wouldn’t go as far as you, but that is a very valid criticism. I read his 40/50/60 trilogy and what started out as a fun adventure ended with geoengineering noodling. There is never a digression he’s willing to avoid. Stephenson can get away with that because his digressions are as entertaining as the plot. Robinson…

When you only have 140 to use, every bit helps.

I read Jurrasic Park when it came out and said to myself “This reads exactly like a movie script treatment.” I was right.

When I graduated college, I gave all my Mad Magazines to my mother to give to the fifth grade class she was teaching. The kids all said, “Cool, these are older than I am.” That was the first time I felt ancient.

For sale: Baby shoes. All six.

It’s tough to actually be told what your Last Fuckable Day is.

This was my first guess, which in the triangle analogy is the length of the two sides of the right angle. It’s made shorter by spiraling it.

There was a story in the 70s or 80s when Clark Kent was a news anchor that gave him Super-Hypnosis so that Clark always looked thinner and wimpier than Superman to anybody who saw him. They had a police artist do a sketch based on people who knew them both and they looked very different from each other.

I listen to the Nerdist podcast and more than once the guests on the show have commiserated on how terrible pilot season because between pilot casting and pick-ups they are locked out from auditioning for other work.

What did the Joni Ernst rebuttal clock in at? Because those always sound like they are being given to a class of particularly dim second graders.

I expect my politicians to be whores, but these grifters were cheap whores.

Best humblebrag ever.

Booking a non-stop flight? I must be the number three guy in al Qaeda. I try to never not book a non-stop flight.