This reality is too fucking sad to think this video is, at all, enjoyable.

“If I’m wrong, I’m wrong, and if any women want to come forward and say what he’s done, I’ll totally back them, because I believe women.”

Spill it, moneybags! Give us the details!

Outstanding username/comment synergy.

The Hallmark of Great Schlock Comedy: The ‘boing’ sound effect when an actress takes her top-off.

I mean, you COULD gently kiss his thighs. We’re not talking immediately beneath the crotch. Could be beneath and to the left.

Unless they are self-publishing, authors do not have 100% control over their content.

Will there be a page to browse all of the features — past and present — as there was before the switch to Kinja, or would I just have to type the feature I’m looking for into Google — like say I want to read some old “We’re No. 1" articles, for example.

Sometimes you just have to enjoy their joy. Not like you could say anything beyond how Frank D’Angelo’s movies tend to be A) Batshit insane concepts that nobody asked for, and B) Tributes to Frank D’Angelo.

Two new “Flophouse” episodes with Elliott on the west coast, and the pace seems a little choppier for sure, but they remain great all together.

Remember when Louis C.K. jerked off in front of all those comediennes?

So long as we’re trying out new memes on KinjAVClub, I hope “Remember when Louis C.K. jerked off in front of all those female comedians” is the pop culture equivalent to Deadspin’s “Remember when Ray Lewis killed that guy.”

Herbal tea is fine for the end of the day, but I’m still doing stuff — including reading that book!

I certainly wasn’t a fan, not because it wasn’t funny, but because the artist draws that dog with angles and lines that do not exist in actual geometry.

Read my comments again, and tell me where I imply anything of the sort.

Wait, are you saying Nation’s Dads are NOT the Steely Fans I think them to be?

If you have an HD television, you can tell.

Nation’s Dads Relieved Precious Steely Dan Tour to Continue.

That’s swell. I’m sure Kathryn Bigalow’s Oscar is jealous.

Gotta scare somebody, am I right?