"Camp Nowhere," which I still get kicks out of listening to for the Christopher Lloyd impressions — while bad — have a rhythm and zaniness that feels true to his characters, minus that pesky 'subtext' that Christopher Lloyd plays mostly old burnouts.

I know Donald thinks this is clever, but it's so god damned easy. Check it out:

I try, Hootie.

HIT IT!

Odell Beckham still thinks you're wrong.

Stick around this spring for YOUR OFFICIAL POPS FRESHENMEYER'S TALKIN' METS 7 TRAIN EXPRESS TO THE PENNANT, WOOOO-WOOOOOOOOO!

1) Massachusetts
2) Rhode Island
3) Vermont
4) New Hampshire
5) Maine
6) ??????

Giants fan friend of mine was conflicted about whom to root for. On the one hand, the Patriots should win to preserve Eli's reptuation as the only one who can beat the Patriots. On the other, fuck 'em.

This is the most apt comparison to anything ever.

1) John, congrats on the gig, first and foremost, and a hearty thank you for making Block & Tackle the best sports column on the Internet. Dare I said it? Oh yes, I did.

I… I am really struggling with the idea of pizza being difficult to handle, lest it be poorly made and not worth eating.

But you're getting less pizza… This seems inefficient as far as pizza-as-meal goes.

They seem to end once you're so far north it becomes the south again.

I'LL GRAB THE LABATT'S AND LET'S DO HOBGOBLINS TONIGHT, BABY! WOOOO!

I don't know what that is.

Of all the food stuffs I've ever stuffed into the mouth part of my face, I never considered any of them to be particularly difficult.

Why is it cut into squares?

Are you kidding? I would kill to go back to this one pizza place I ever went to only once when my family was on vacation in Lake Tahoe, Nevada. It's called Mofo's, and I loved it because it was called Mofo's, and, at the time, I learned "mofo" could be a substitute for 'motherfucker.'

Pudgies and beer and episodes of MST3k was how I spent a good chunk of my college Fridays.

WITH the bone!