I've spent a few stops traveling along I-95 at Frank Pepe's. I actually really like New Haven style. It may be the one great thing about Connecticut.

So… What IS tavern style, for us outsiders?

NOPE.

I didn't think actually being in New York, or the New York area, would have such an influcne on my pizza-related demands. But ever since moving up to Vermont, I am desperate — DESPERATE — for a quality place that serves by-the-slice.

That needs to be a line in a good movie.

Sweet, merciful crap!

If it weren't for the sanitized versions that ran almost every weekend in a marathon on Comedy Central back in the late 90s, I would have never known about four of those movies. This is the first I've ever heard of either "Get Out of My Room," or "Things Are Tough All Over," but they sound lousy.

Totally classic Pfeiffer.

I saw "The Founder" and liked it enough. It's a good story that, in a slow year, would probably have some claim to an Oscar (perhaps Keaton as Ray Kroc, maybe best original screenplay; dark horse for best picture in a bad year).

If this means a potential reboot of "The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer," I gladly welcome this change.

Funny — my coworkers say the same thing whenever I proclaim it to be Casual Friday.

Nope. No he didn't.

Nevermind that the show perhaps went too long and wasted too much time on the will they/won't they of Jim and Pam — they were so well-matched as characters, and so well cast, that I still think Jenna Fischer and John Krasinski are actually a couple in real life. So when I see pictures of them with other people, I flat…

Even now, having already won the damn Oscar for both Best Picture and Best Director, it's only in the context that she beat out her ex-husband who was expected to win big that her Oscar victories mean anything, which is a whole lotta horseshit.

Paul Feig is perhaps the least mansplainy mansplainer they could ask to come mansplain this event for women.

WHAT IS GOING ON

Billy Crystal was innovative?

God damn it.

I'm late to discovering this album, but I am loving it as I'm listening to it now. "Fill in the Blank" is my favorite song I've heard recently, and I'm kicking myself for not hearing it earlier.

Wait, is the company actually going out of business?