Not in my town.

Too, too funny.

If Dan doesn't want to do Dan's job, he should hire a text worker to write the column for him.

From the idea that leaving his arm outside means he's not smoking indoors to the fact that he kept calling the ad 'the movie' — you've seen this guy. This isn't a run of the mill schmuck, this is a specific schmuck.

"Houston, we have a dog!"

Treks to them have been made.

Stank Frallone and the Prank Gallstone for me.

YOU HAD TO WRITE IT IN! How fucked is that? Two-three years ago, they were in the top 5!

I'll wait for the novelized version.

:-)

Not in my town, it ain't.

We clearly did not have the same city planners.

I don't remember this on "Veep," but now I'm disturbed by the thought of the patriarch of the Happiest-Family-On-the-Planet saying "shit sack."

But that's what works for "Guardians."

"Pratt falls flat, acts like he's above the Lawrence! I'm Gene Shallit!"

Both can be found on Alliterative Street.

Would you believe, 'Drury?'

Aurora Lane.

He bakes his own magic brownies.

"City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold."