And tell the clowns at Disqus to wake up and fix the damn notifications.

Lord, that Dunkin' Donuts sketch is so lived-in.

Tipper Gore is alive.

"My snout is long / uh-uh, I'm not ashamed…"

"My little minions want to see it and it doesn't look tremendously annoying. "

Yes, or at least, an animated equivalent.

The more I look at that smiling koala, the more creeped out I become.

"[His] music… is worth listening to," raves the A.V. Club's Dr. Clint Handsome!

Ma Freshenmeyer put one of his songs on a mix for a holiday party she's throwing. It wasn't a bad song, and his voice is a little nasally, but mostly pleasant.

Well, yeah…

C'mon everybody!

Considering it's an animated movie, lip-syncing would be pretty important.

Lord… And I saw the trailer maybe 30 times last night as Ma Freshenmeyer and I binged on an old season of Survivor on CBS.

I come to the A.V. club for movie reviews, but I stay for the references and comparisons to Pluggers.

I don't think Rex Ryan is that kind of a defensive mastermind…

That doesn't make sense to fill in the sentence.

The only porno where the money went largely to sets and non-usable props.

I doubt the Giants need his services, let alone would ever be interested in him in any capacity. McAdoo seems to be handling the Giants pretty well so far — as strange as it is for me to think of them being coached by somebody who isn't Tom Coughlin.

[Registers Stank Frallone gimmick account.]

[Pops checks in on his order for a 'welcome back, coach' banner.]