DRINKIN' IT! [gives the finger to HAL 9000]

Hannah is the goat-est goat that ever goated this far into the "start solidifying your choice for goat" part of the game. Her game is baaaaa-ad.

I don't think I had that Sopranos issue, but I definitely remember the Saddam body doubles article and the SNL one, too.

All to be found within the Forest Whitteaker.

And even then, when she has hooks for hands, juztpazzingby will be into it.

EXTRA EXTRA: White Woman Talks to Black Man; All the Internet Aflame with Rage!

Half-Right: There will be reluctance to adopt 3-D capabilities as an option for home entertainment systems.

Half-Right: People will record concerts for their own personal replay, able to be called up at their own convenience.

Removes lids off bottles and jars of all sizes - and it really, really works.

Half-Right: Computers will be able to calculate and recommend meals based on ideal calorie recommendations.

Now I'd like to see a James Woods, littered with Emma Stones and Chris Rocks.

You're right.

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Ken is stupid lucky Zeke's alliance didn't end up voting for him anyway, but he also should have used the debate in council to maybe try to apologize to Will, considering how hard the rest of David's alliance was trying to appeal to him.

By this point in my life, I'd thought I'd be immune to "dying mother/father" stories on reality television.

It's the Dough Theory of Getting People to Have Sex With You. The more doughy the body, the more dough in the pocket you're going to need in order to attract a sexual partner.

That's a lotta condoms…

Besides appeasing stupid kids and obsessed fanboys, why the hell is there going to be a goddamn Lego Batman movie?

Does Jennifer Lawrence know about you, too?

Teenage Oriental Mutant Turtles.