More like “Every problem is a hot dog. The only solution is to choke it.”

I would be 100% in for a Steve/Robin/Dustin spinoff.

Man he sounds fucking exhausting to be around.

“Goodfellas was the Captain America of it’s day” he says about a movie that was ranked 26th in box office behind such Oscar fare as Home Alone, Problem Child, Kindergarten Cop, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Nostalgia is a helluva dug. 

It’s okay to get up and go pee...

So this is actually a very interesting issue in queer representation. Traditionally, there have been two camps - queer people who want to “behave” in a heteronormative manner to gain acceptance by mainstream society, which means no fucking up, and queers who don’t care about being model people and think they deserve…

“but so would millions of yours for the conservative hunting permit”

Not all conservatives are anti-trans in their day to day actions, but all conservatives vote for politicians that are anti-LGBTQ in their legislation. You can argue all you want about how you’re not personally discriminating against people, but you are actively supporting politicians that literally create…

If you want to be all un-binary and glamorous that’s cool, but maybe learn about how to do makeup so you don’t look like something Ru Paul kicked out of bed for eating crackers.

At least you’re not running out of fun pictures.

Men, especially male comics, never talk about sex.

ho ho ho

THE Batman

Everyone’s a volunteer proofreader now.

Eat shit, Mamet.

That’s it.  No more movies made by ‘Boomers.  

Hasbeen to mine territory that’s already been done to death by greater talents, news at 11

You’re tearing me apart . . . Mushroom Lady!

“Oh hi Luigi”