That does sound like a great essay, albeit a little on the short side. 

The proliferation of his signature ’80s-inspired synth-pop sound

“I love his work, he makes me sound like everyone else!”

I agree. “Hating everything” is not how I think of Jerry Seinfeld. That’s more Bill Hicks, Dennis Leary (himself a Bill Hicks cover band) and late George Carlin.

More like Don’t!  Worry Darling.  

At the nomination ceremony, I imagine. 

Any larger and it gets difficult for Lakitu to lift the carts and return them to the raceway.

It’s a statistical impossibility that Tito handmade every bottle of his signature vodka. It’s an open secret and it’s crazy no one wants to talk about it.

I thought it was Jimmy Page’s solo album.

That photo exists in some liminal space between bad Halloween costume and that one episode of 30 Rock.

For a second, I thought she had three boobs in that second panel.

Warner Bros. Discovery is no longer satisfied with just cancelling their own films, is now going after others.

Maybe the world needs a break from iterations of The Joker?

Spoiler Alert

I figured he had been dead for years.  91 is kinda an amazing run for someone part of the French New Wave.  Pretty sure you were required by law to be smoking at all times

who was supposed to play Batgirl’s villain, apparently some new take on an old bad guy named Firefly

Also what Grimace shouts out during his money shot.

Robbie! Roberino! The Robber, Robocop...makin shit takes!

Why bother giving these creeps marketing and a SEO boost? Cover more indie productions from people who aren’t fucking scumbags that might goose the clicks.