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Zing!

That’s the bigger deal. It’s almost not even about him any more, it’s about the fact that the Grammys voters defiantly declared that it sure as FUCK wasn’t gonna be about his victims.

And I know half of America’s response to stating it as such is “And?”. Which just takes us back to the “I don’t how to explain that you

I don’t want to delve into the question of whether a confessed sex pest should get to win any awards ever again, but I can say that I still think he’s gross, and that if I were in a position to vote for him to win an award I don’t think I could bring myself to do it, and that I can see how if I were one of the women

did you read the gq cover story? it was fantastic. 

Jon Hamm for best guest actor, please

And, really, we could leave it right there (Maybe for good! That would be nice!)

based

If “Seven Pounds” and “Pursuit of Happyness” wasn’t enough to kill Will Smith’s career’.... or ‘Wild Wild West’, ‘After Earth’, ‘ A New York Winter’s Tale’ or ‘Collateral Beauty’.... Guy’s virtually fucking bulletproof.

Co-sign on Arquette, she was definitely the strongest element.

Glad I’m not the only person underwhelmed by that one.  The gimmick was the full story there.

zing!

Or, two words: Puppy Oscars.

I have to admit I was too immediately repelled by initial impressions to dig any further, which may be why I came away with the idea that he was a Moldy Peaches-style “yeah it’s shit on *purpose* that’s why it’s genius” act.

We need a David Lynch Oscars. 

The best way to improve it is the suggestion I’ve made for years: give me $50 and as many sandwiches as I can stuff in my pockets, and I’ll have everyone in and out in an hour, a tight 75 tops. 

Zach Galifianakis to John Legend on Between Two Ferns: Would you say that your work in ‘La La Land’ really helped pave the way for white people to explain Jazz to black people?”

He’s a terrible douche who makes irony-pickled terrible music as a joke and is smug about it. I *wish* he was made up. He could be a perfectly good 30 Rock character instead of this waste of air.

He has to fill his cheek pouches with acorns

At this point, if you’re a concert promoter that is still booking Kanye and counting on him to be anything but unreliable, the consequences are kind of on you.

It takes a really shitty poster to get me to agree with recognition but they are right on the money today!