Somewhat OT:

I think a suitable punishment for Smith will be to bar him from next year’s Oscars.  Deprive him of the honor of participating in the tradition of the previous year’s Best Acting recipients presenting to the next year’s.  

Cared enough to comment!

Ahem, *annoying* bass slap!? There is no sexier sound, other than perhaps the sexy slither of a lady snake 

The slap was an insane overreaction to a shitty but innocuous joke, but the LAPD as a whole needs to be told to go fuck itself. Daily.

Even Chris Rock knows better than letting the LAPD take away a black man

That’s not how I remember it. 

While simultaneously complaining about how the internet keeps “making” them write articles about it or something.

Will was trainin’ 20 hours a day liftin’ big ‘ol cars ‘n big bales of hay, runnin’ 20 miles every morning thinkin’ ‘bout Oscar ‘n his moment of glory...and 4 million sit-ups...in a minute...he ain’t lyin’ he did it!
The general public thinks you’re a fool. You’re gettin’ dissed, hope you think it’s cool...
I can’t…

He knows what he did!

What’s the big deal? Donkey Shows are nothing new

So, you would say Morbius....sucks?

I think he’s probably just between jobs and is done masturbating, so he’s got some extra time on his hands.

Between that and goading pregnant women into consuming alcohol just before they miscarry she’s got a lot in her calendar.

“Here’s the headline, boys: Leto the Right One In”

Sorry, she’s busy abandoning the latest dog she adopted.

Wait wait... are you telling me that The Ellen Degeneres Show is still going on?

The ukulele version of Somewhere over the Rainbow.

Like if Joe Don Baker ran up there and slapped someone?