“This movie starts at God mode!” - Review of “Avatar 2: The Way of Water” in the Dec. 2022 issue of “Geeks with Weak Blatter Weekly.”

Man, I’m tryin’ here!

George Romero’s masterpiece of horror is a no-brainer for this list—and not just because the shambling zombies contained within would eat them all.

It’s time to combine multiverses and create the ALL NEW ORIGINAL and ULTIMATE Chris Pratt character, Dinostar Flashario. 

Not to get into this particular firefight, but so would millions of yours for the conservative hunting permit,

Tried to. Couldn’t cut it. 

I’m kind of glad it didn’t happen anyway. For all the depression that can be mined from Beck’s music (especially in the 90's when youthful gloom was de rigueur) , there’s always a joke somewhere in the experience. I can’t imagine an intentionally hilarious take on “Loser,” let alone one blissfully silly as in Al’s…

Sometimes. 

Ugh, fine.

*Slams down a Boggle set* OOHYEAH!

THE James.

Jacko and Farrah Fawcett gotta be up there, along with “The Day the Music Died.”

*Sets reminder for 10:58.*

Pictured: What Dr. Demento would look like if he were a shithead. 

Oh wow, Toad, you look likealillbabeefays!

I like how this threatens to be the vocal acting equivalent of the fandom backlash threat posed by ‘Ugly Sonic.’

Playing Mike, Judge, and Executioner. 

I blame Kubrick. The trailer offered us a pie fight, and we got a talky gabfest about bombs and precious fluids, and every movie’s been advertised like that since.

hDinnahr Dawwwgh.

Yep, that oughta do it.