except that a liberal arts major knows to put the period inside the quotation marks.

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Chicago. What godawful third-world backwater hellhole do you live in that they’re not?

Well, Uruguay’s relatively close to Rand McNally, where people wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people. I don’t understand that whole crazy hemisphere.

We gonna do this forever....

No, no, no...it’s the EXCHANGE RATE. You see, points in Canada are worth 17% more than here in Amer...nah, this is going nowhere.

The Cavs are way better, but sometimes they kinda forget.

“So how’d Awesome Speed do?”

Somewhere Barbaro is looking down on this race and still not comprehending any of this, because he is a horse.

Here you go

All of the people claiming to be tired of this are really Cardinals fans trying to figure out a way to make you stop. Don’t fall for their false flag operation.

Mock! Yeah! The! Yeah! Birds! Yeah!

Too soon.

This one’s better.

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

I come for the recap, I stay for the angry Cardinals fans in the comments.

An Hour! I hope Whitlock gets a meal break.

It’s sad that promoting measures to prevent this kind violence of is “controversial.”