Imagine Bartolo’s surprise to see his dong.

Hottakes are the BEST takes!

“It’s a certain way of being a professional,” the Hawks’ Paul Millsap said to cleveland.com. “I’m not mad about it, but just being professionals man. If that’s how you want to approach it, that’s how you approach it. I think our team and our organization has class and I don’t think we would have continued to do that,…

Like going on a 17-5 run to close out a point game.

It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

I think that’s exactly what he means about TT

Well, I’ve never been afraid to speak my mind. Under a ridiculous pseudonym. In a virtual place where literally nothing is at stake. I don’t use the word “hero” often, but I consider myself the greatest hero in the history of America. (If America is, indeed, where I am from.)

Nothing has ever brought me such sustained happiness as this series. And I have children.

“Okay, this is getting kinda old. Fourteen is good enough.” - Cardinals fans (and R. Kelly)

Per law, the dogs are required to use the bathroom that corresponds to their breed identity at birth. Which, for most breeds, is anywhere they damn well please.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

How i’m celebrating... I’m gonna buy a lot of beer haha CHA-CHING!!!! 3K to 1 odds!

There are no NBA playoffs, the team with the most regular season wins takes the title, and a team from the D-league was promoted into the NBA and then won said title with a payroll 20% as much as their competitors.

I don’t believe any of this. My dog, 12 years old and he loves hugging my leg every day!

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If it were a compilation of comments, shouldn’t the title be Your instead of You’re?

They’re doing math the Cardinals way.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

“Oh so now everyone who has a swatstika tattoo is a racist?”