Do your homework, guys. We all know that they don’t allow droids in the Mos Eisley Cantina.

Because the Joker would just be considered a regular guy in Florida.

Articuno is real, OK? This is a good bird, the best bird. I’ve seen many, many birds and I’ve created thousands of nests. If I was elected to head of Pokémon GO I’d work on legendaries, because legendaries are low, it’s incredible. And I would create more creatures in the inner cities, which is what I really do best,…

After losing 76 pounds in 15 months with more to go, I’m afraid having a flat stomach isn’t going to happen for me without surgery. It might be flatter, but I’m sure there will still be too much loose skin. :(

I’ve had several issues since launch that have detracted me from wanting to continue to play:

The Warriors weren’t helped by that, as they lost game 4 of the WCF in blowout fashion even with Green. And Green probably wouldn’t have made the difference even if he hadn’t been suspended for Game 5 of the Finals (despite what he thinks) - the key to the entire series was Bogut’s injury in that selfsame Game 5 which…

I wish there was a way to figure out who really was the best team last season. Something like a dance off or pie eating contest or something like that. Maybe have judges? Not those Olympic figure skating judges but like, really good judges. I’m gonna find a girthy Youtube comment section and see what the masses think.…

This is a sober and measured comment.

Like Draymond, the Deadspin commentariat has never been known to shy away from the low-hanging fruit.

If I can’t puke while standing, and can’t masturbate while sitting, you’re really limiting my options for how I can appease my fetish.

Messi Hurt; Assaulted by Math

I recognize that glow on their faces. They totally feel asleep while watching HGTV.

Actually I’m a Freddy Adu fan.

Odin giveth and Odin taketh away.

“Imagine if this one sport adopted rules from a completely different sport to decide the outcome.”

Former Jaguars player Dan Skuta works out with Cowboys while suspended.

“Varying opinions” doesn’t mean “all opinions.” Nice try.

I am a lifelong Warrior fan. I have suffered through a conga-line of indignities over the year. While I have enjoyed the past two seasons mightily. I have alwaysknown that this would all come crashing down one day because Joe Lacob is a self important boob, and will never, ever pass up a moment to steal credit,…