God also allows the abomination that is Kinja Ernie to exist. He really does work in mysterious ways.

KALE
HOLE

So did Ernie, before he designed Kinja. That's why there's so much blinding white space.

What, digitally self-immolate? Sure! Anyone got some matches?

EGG
ROLL

And to think, they didn't even have to contend with Kinja…

At least we can all talk to each other, for the moment…

We all know that Eleanor Rigby was murdered by Kinja Ernie.

Fun fact: on the AV Club's tombstone it just says "KINJA 2017".

Well known fact: Kinja Ernie can go blow himself.

I know that I feel that I could have complained more.

Moon Pies not fucking around during eclipse. Meanwhile AV Club fucks with it's commenters by announcing Kinja death sentence not commuted.

And may I add: make sure that whatever you use to fuck yourselves with is serrated.

A more apt header image would be the Tianamen Square guy in front of the tank, and no, I'm not being hyperbolic.

Apocalyptic portent is putting it lightly; there are people who look forward to the Apocalypse. No one wants Kinja.

I tried to read it, but my eyes vomited after the third paragraph beginning without an indent.

"Nah, this ain't right" was also my first response to initially seeing Kinja, except for the "ain't" part. I thought "isn't" like a proper English speaker.

Are the Sikh bodyguards who worked for Indira Gandhi still available?

The Guardian is reporting that the new interim Communications Director is a 28 year old former Ralph Lauren model.

Hey! Get away from my time machine! I just had it detailed by the elephant-men of 3004056 AD, and they do not work cheap!