Phew.

I agree, but I'm a little worried about your use of the phrase "weathercock ninnies." I'm worried that you may have been bitten by a Morris dancer. Their saliva is quite infectious and can have you on your knees talking like Tory MP in minutes.

I just watched Arrival for the first time. Violent, insecure assholes almost ruined it for everyone in that movie too.

So that presidency is over. That one. That one. That one. THAT one. What the hell is Bannon talking about? Is it in code?

I don't get it. To get it will I have to listen to Taylor Swift's music? Because that I will not do.

I think she's just following The AV Club's lead and switching over to Kinja, since it's apparently so bloody brilliant.

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be an anthropomorphic slug space-gangster."

King Gonk looks stony eyed as his childhood friend, Gonk, is hanged from a tree for stealing from a Jedi temple. I like it!

Who was fine. All the characters in that movie were fine, it's just a shame the story was so unambitious.

Played by our own @Alien Jesus

Do they really qualify as characters though? They were more like some people reading lines in front of a camera.

INVENT NEW CHARACTERS!

This post makes me feel better about my vocabulary, and the quality of my writing in general.

Interesting both our minds went to the same place just then. Maybe an alternative project, where these titles are used to caption pictures of her would be funny?

Lady Conveniene Wife is also what Trump calls Melania when he can't remember her name, which is all the time because he's got fucking senile dementia.

Fellatio Self-Blower

$$$

A goatee, yes. But where?

I shudder to think of what their version of Dikachu looks like.

Sam Barsanti?